llamafart

coffee

Tue, 01 Jun 2004 02:38:37 GMT

i just did an insane quiz on what kind of coffee I am... apparently a soy latte- which is fucking funny cause thats what i drink
bwahhhh
BUNG

also for a funny note.. my candy heart description is 'Fuck Me', people see me a sa girl not a woman and im a pair of big black boots as oposed to whatever else there is.

Erm...

woohoo

Tue, 01 Jun 2004 02:30:07 GMT

guess who got plastered and walked around northbridge in a shitty, cheap cocktail dress on the weekend?!?
ME!

please award me a medal for my dickhead worthy behaviour and stupidness at mixing cocktails, beer and wine on friday night

PS

Thu, 08 Apr 2004 00:11:18 GMT

dont be grumpy

Easter wabbit

Thu, 08 Apr 2004 00:06:54 GMT

Happy easter you guys. Bring on the beer! we have an easter beer hunt on at uni today, but I have to work so i cant participate.
I want to be a pirate just like you

stoooopid world

Wed, 31 Mar 2004 00:06:01 GMT

boo to yuppies and financially secure poodles.

The sun is in my eyes

Tue, 23 Mar 2004 23:46:27 GMT

Im at uni and my cousin chose a crap seat for me in the puter labs and so now the sun is in my eyes. And it make me MAAADDDD. I will burninate if the need arises so all u mutherfuckers watch out.
I want to marry a man with a mullet and watch jerry springer and laugh at the misfortubes of midgets who cheat on their husbands with their sisters- yes it did happen- but only in America!
Cheers drink more beer and go on government payments